Shm00fi3zZ Virtual Birthing: A Queer Orwellian Spacescape in the Age of COVID

It’s both difficult and amusing to consider where to begin after witnessing the Shm00fie3zz Birthing. 

The basic, “what does it mean?” expresses a genuine desire, but feels almost disingenuous when examining the series, captivatingly conceived of and performed by local artists Natalie Allsup-Edwards, Molly Mostert, and Emmett Wilson. The Shm00fi3zZ Birthing, hosted on possibly the most garishly dystopian of all platforms: Instagram Live, mounts the ritual births of the Shm00fi3zZ, adorable beanie baby-like space aliens, who are immediately auctioned off for adoption by the Inter-Dimensional & Galactic Adoption Foundation, Inc. (IDGAF). The piece is a continuation of the long-term performance art series typically conducted live but modified for COVID-19 safety.  Both delightful and sinister, watching the Shm00fi3zZ live on Instagram is akin to watching the Teletubbies read Orwell. 

screenshots by Max Barnewitz

screenshots by Max Barnewitz

Adult Shm00fi3zZ are near impossible to ignore. The large harlequin space cyclopses, embodied by Mostert and Wilson, dance with exaggerated and guileless movement, emitting high pitched squeaks and buzzes, presumably with unseen kazoos. While the Shm00fi3zZ, like walking Lisa Frank notebooks, are so aggressively cute that they express some sort of uncanny horror, Wwanda Star, the Adoption Agent for the mysterious and/or nefarious IDGAF judiciously played by Allsup-Edwards, is just as engrossing. With stilted optimism, Allsup-Edwards grimaces from behind Martian green face paint while narrating the scientific observations about the Shm00fi3zZ whose offspring she collects, tags, and auctions off. 

The queer performance piece is unsurprisingly resistant to moralization. Indeed, in the spirit of both strict postmodernism and absurdist millennial humor, applying meaning is probably what audiences should avoid. However, for the purposes of entertaining ideas, it is worth postulating that the Shm00fi3zZ could be 1) a dark metaphor for animal rights, 2) a biting critique of the mistreatment of immigrant families by the United States government, 3) a reminder of the inevitable commodification of the body in a capitalist society, 4) a commentary on the pitfalls and horrors of the art making process. 

Over the trills and toots of the Shm00fi3zZ, Wwanda made the eerie assertions that “when they’re not birthing, they’re working” and “it is so difficult to give away the things you create.” Over the course of the performance, her growing obsession with “productivity” belied one of the central themes of the Shm00fi3zZ piece: greed. Ultimately, while Wwanda is willing to go to great lengths to explain away the Shm00fi3zZ objectification – they are “ill equipped to care for babies” – audiences must choose where they stand. Do we believe Wwanda is doing what’s right for the adorable baby Shm00fi3zZ? Or do we support the adult Shm00fi3zZ in their struggle to keep their innumerable offspring? Much like said babies and the swarmy, grotesque bodies of the adults, questions are plentiful, comical, and disturbing.

The Shm00fi3zZ Birthing delivered (if you’ll pardon the pun) surprising twists and turns, plus many humorous Easter eggs to which Allsup-Edwards dutifully pointed the viewers. Past Shm00fi3zz shows have embraced a need to stay in-character that rivals that of the Muppets. As a result, audiences are immediately drawn into the narrative. Not to be inhibited by social distance, the trio encouraged audiences to interact with the Shm00fi3zZ. Viewers could dance at home (to promote the birthing process!), ask questions of Wwanda via the chat feature, and even order the baby Shm00fi3zz via eBay. As bizarre and fascinating as the Shm00fi3zZ Virtual Birthing may be, the trio of artists produced an outrageously complete, provocative, and well-constructed show that let audiences’ minds and bodies go wild.

Max Barnewitz is a writer, comics enthusiast, and outdoor nerd based in Salt Lake City. Max graduated with an M.A. in Comparative Literary and Cultural Studies from the University of Utah in 2016. Their thesis, “The Animal As Queer Act in Comics: Queer Iterations in On Loving Women and Nimona” underscores the potential for comics to portray LGBTQ+ identities. They also serve on the organizing committees for Salt Lake’s Grid Zine Fest and for Queer Spectra Arts Festival, which premieres this weekend.

A Salty Showcase at Reservoir Park

Indigo Cook and Christina Hughes’ new Salty Showcase series took shape this Thursday in Reservoir Park. The dance on offer was a duet by Nora Lang and Tori Meyer, as well as poetry by Gray. Clearly a work in progress, the images below give a sense of the exuberance the duo brought to a weekday afternoon in the park. Meyer and Lang asked the audience to view their dance through glass jars – which also served as seating guides for social distancing. Hopefully this event will continue to offer more opportunities for dancers.

– SBH, editor

Tori Meyer, in the foreground, Nora Price and audience in the background

Tori Meyer, in the foreground, Nora Price and audience in the background

An audience member views the dance through a pyrex glass jar

An audience member views the dance through a pyrex glass jar

Utah Presents and LAJAMARTIN team up

LAJAMARTIN is a physical theatre company currently based in Salt Lake City, with roots in New York and abroad. On August 6, UtahPresents partnered with Laja Field and Martin Durov, the company’s founders, for a virtual fundraiser. Under the guidelines of our “new normal,” LAJAMARTIN’s new work, Pandemia, was performed on the stage of Kingsbury Hall to an empty house, but live-streamed onto UtahPresents’ Youtube account. Donations received during this virtual fundraiser support the company’s scholarship for BIPOC artists, as well as new film equipment for UtahPresents as they will inevitably be presenting much of their upcoming season virtually.

Ella Kennedy-Yoon performing a solo

Ella Kennedy-Yoon performing a solo

Film equipment is actually how I want to enter into dialogue with/about Pandemia. Multiple cameras captured the dancers from several angles. One was set up in the house of the theatre, catching what you’d presumably see if you were seated front and center. A second camera seemed to be on the stage, or at least in the wings, capturing the dancers from the side. I don’t know much about camera technology, but the quality of the footage was different from one camera to the next. The front and center camera transmitted a clear and crisp view, while the side camera was a little grainier, sometimes a little less focused, and the coloring was a bit duller. Whether or not this was intentional, it added an interesting and personal layer to the performance. The differing image qualities made me feel as though I was watching a documentary, sometimes seeing what was intended for me and sometimes catching behind-the-scenes footage (in one moment, UtahPresent’s executive director Brooke Horejsi was spotted in the wings). 

Pandemia was a series of movement solos featuring monologues, voiceovers, lip-synching and props galore. As the name suggests, it was a reflection on our current state of affairs and was stuffed with imagery and dialogue that highlighted the vocabulary, hashtags, protocols, misinformation, arguments, and feelings that have infiltrated our lives over the past several months... not just because of COVID-19, but also because of the uprising around the country in the face of continued social injustice. A party girl walked into a bar, drank a Corona beer, then downed a hydroxychloroquine pill. A doctor wheeled out an IV, lathered on hand sanitizer, and flipped through medical files. A janitor mused on her role as an essential worker while swiffering the floor. After each performer established their characters, they tumbled into movement essential to the LAJAMARTIN brand — thrashing, whirling, acrobatic. 

Jon Kim engages in some hair-ography

Jon Kim engages in some hair-ography

The company did not shy away from their feelings about Trump... which aren’t positive, by the way. There was no tip-toeing around the discomfort and discouragement that his rhetoric has left many of us feeling, and I was really grateful for such honesty. The solo that really emphasized their commitment to calling out Trump’s bullshit was performed by a man who flailed around a mock-living room after hearing 45’s asinine proclamations while channel surfing. The way he threw his body over the La-Z-Boy chair and around the floor looked how I’ve felt most days this summer: restless, hopeless, helpless. He eventually yelled at the TV, “I wish I could have a one-on-one with you, but you’d probably call the cops on me. Do I really even matter to you?” A pertinent proclamation from this performer, a man of color, who learned this monologue only two hours before the performance.

Mase Sangster in a passage that critiques the Trump administration

Mase Sangster in a passage that critiques the Trump administration

The original cast member, who I happen to know is not a person of color, suffered a neck injury the day before. Curious how and if the scene shifted with the change in cast, I asked Laja and Martin for the scoop. “The beginning actually was exactly the same... when we had the original cast member, we thought he would maybe be perceived as a Trump supporter, or how someone would stereotype a White man. Our interest was to look at him as a stereotype and then watch him flip it... obviously that changed with the new performer because he couldn’t pull off the same image. But we thought, why don’t we let him run with this, with his totally different energy? The important part is to understand that we wanted to leave a message...” 

I can’t imagine that anyone didn’t receive it. 

Alexandra Barbier is a performance maker who has taught courses in creative process, dance in culture, and queer performance art. Alex is presenting work in a group show, A shedding, on August 22 and 23. Contact her for details via abarbier.com.

SB Dance's Curbside Theater

I love Sam and Alex’s recent review of SONDERimmersive’s Through Yonder Window, and since digital conversations is kind of what we have right now, and we all exist in some strange no-time time, I’m turning this review into a conversation with theirs. 

Liz: Three friends and I signed up for SB Dance’s CURBSIDE THEATER. We all had different relationships to the company, T has mutual friends with Stephen, B had already seen the show and was experiencing it for the second time, and I went in with the thought of doing my first loveDANCEmore review in a couple years and also knowing Ari Hassett from dancing together at the U. Seeing performance and dancing has always been a very social thing for me, and it was great to be doing this together.

Performer Annie Kent (photo: SB Dance)

Performer Annie Kent (photo: SB Dance)

Sam: It was refreshing to get out of the house and see some work — odd to say refreshing about an hour spent in a windowless concrete garage. I found the process of guiding the car into place nerve-wracking, for some reason I was afraid I would run over a performer. 

Liz: Yes, to the word “refreshing”. The ease of arranging this “dance appetizer” from SB Dance is part of the appeal. When I arrived at T’s house too many cars were parked at the curbside and I didn’t know how we’d make space. Panic! Stephen reassured me via text that he’d solve it when he got there. He pulled into T’s driveway with his small camping trailer with two yellow chairs bolted to it. The team jumped out, set up some lights and a mic, and off to the races. My life right now is way too much domestic and professional engineering, it was great to have someone else solve something.  

Alex: I thought the performers interacting with the cars was fun. They made a lot of eye contact through the windows, rolled around on the hood, wrote “Just Married” on our back windshield, and then washed the car (or at least the parts they touched) at the end.

Liz: A hot night, Stephen said we’d be doing a tango-inspired steamy series. Musicians Raffi and Ischa began a sultry rendition of Corcovado as Ari Hassett in a black jumpsuit took the chair. Her languid dance was focused inward, with a close peripheral eye on the near edge of the stage. I loved the first time she leaned off her center, holding onto the chair for support and slowly uncurling her leg at a 45 degree angle to the tall tree behind her. It was great to see her performing after some time off for an injury. She’s back and with a seasoned feeling to her performance. After Ari finished, Stephen deftly sanitized the entire trailer and chairs while sharing the impetus for this project; “Around May, I was sitting on my hands at home…”  

Alex: [Some of the cast of Through Yonder Window] were wearing Hawaiian shirts that remind me of the one Leonardo DiCaprio wears in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet and I couldn’t stop wondering if that was done on purpose. Leo in that unbuttoned shirt with his chest sweaty and bandaged is what you remember about his character, you know?

Sam: Oddly, what I remember about the movie is the fish tank in the scene where the lover’s meet at a party. I recall very little else...

Liz: It’s so funny that Baz came up in y’all’s review, because after Ari’s dance, Stephen and Annie Kent gave us what he described as a Strictly Ballroom duet, complete with popped collar. I guess right now, we’re all making art in Baz Luhrmann’s brain? When their duet turned from sensual to playful, with spider arms weaving around each other and in and through the yellow chairs, I was all in. There’s still a part of me that is hungry not just for live art but for movement invention and being surprised by dance. I thought there were interesting moments in this second duet that I hope SB continues to build on as they keep performing.

Sam: I don’t think the pandemic is ending anytime soon. This obviously isn’t the news we want but it’s the truth. Limitations can lead artists to new forms of creativity. I’ll be interested to see how people continue to solve this problem and keep making dances.

Liz: Attention to the whole audience experience is part of what makes SB fans such a die-hard group. In this challenging time of problem solving, SB brings that signature consideration. Pre-pandemic this looked like open bars, performers moving amongst the crowd, and some wild shenanigans. In a more staid way, SB retains that ethos by coming to us, keeping it simple, hopeful, and essential.

Liz Ivkovich is a former loveDANCEmore editor and brilliant performer and choreographer. She currently works for UtahPresents in development and produces choreography and scholarship in Salt Lake City.